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Proof of the Ssalamanderr conspiracy

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Created on 2004-12-25 22:12:47 (#5555874), last updated 2009-09-07

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Name:Simon
Location:Manitoba, Canada
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Evidence of the Ssalamanderr conspiracy first appeared around 1989. It is rumoured that midnight, on the last day of January, this mysterious entity was born during a furious thunderstorm. Since then there have been many sightings of this elusive being. Rumours abound, and few things are known for sure, but it is certain that Ssalamanderr is somehow controlling the world from behind the scenes. He is often spotted in the company of cyborgs, aliens, the undead, sheep, undead cyborg alien nazi sheep, atlanteans, and rabid anime fans.

The government has denied all knowledge of the Ssalamanderr conspiracy, which can only mean he has infiltrated the highest levels of our civilization. The evidence can not be denied- Ssalamanderr is real!



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